Blondie
Respected Member
If you can't afford a car because of your financial or logistical circumstances, then all that's available to you is either walking, biking or public transportation. This fact might piss you off. Hell, you might even think that you're "entitled" to a car, especially if you're an American. You might even say to yourself, I deserve a car because of XYZ blah blah blah bullshit. However, all of your complaints and supposed "rights" aside, a car is simply NOT an option for you, or even an outlet for your transportation needs. Taxis, buses, or the next Ted Bundy, will now be your only transportation options. Thus, you must change your life to fit with the new realties of your now profoundly un-American existence.
If you can't afford to look at porn anymore because of a limp dick, your wife wanting to kill you, or you actually wanting to have a chance with the fairer sex, then all that's available to you is either your beautiful wife, talking to that beautiful girl across the coffee shop, or doing something else with that life giving energy. This fact might piss you off. Hell, you might even think that you're "entitled" to look at porn, especially if you're an American. You might say to yourself, I deserve porn because of my Constitutional rights, fuck the king, blah blah blah bullshit. However, all of your complaints and supposed "rights" aside, porn is simply NOT an option for you, or even an outlet for your sexual needs. Real beautiful women, you're amazing wife, or banging the next goal in life, will now be your only sexual options. Thus, you must change your life to fit with the new realities of your now profoundly un-American existence.
So what should you do?
Start walking, it's good for you!
Take the bus, trust me, it won't kill you.
And please start talking to real women. They need it just as much as we do. And since you're not looking at porn anymore, you're a man among the boys, walking with your head up high and your third leg down low.
Trust me, all the other options are all considerably better than the one that is not.
If you can't afford to look at porn anymore because of a limp dick, your wife wanting to kill you, or you actually wanting to have a chance with the fairer sex, then all that's available to you is either your beautiful wife, talking to that beautiful girl across the coffee shop, or doing something else with that life giving energy. This fact might piss you off. Hell, you might even think that you're "entitled" to look at porn, especially if you're an American. You might say to yourself, I deserve porn because of my Constitutional rights, fuck the king, blah blah blah bullshit. However, all of your complaints and supposed "rights" aside, porn is simply NOT an option for you, or even an outlet for your sexual needs. Real beautiful women, you're amazing wife, or banging the next goal in life, will now be your only sexual options. Thus, you must change your life to fit with the new realities of your now profoundly un-American existence.
So what should you do?
Start walking, it's good for you!
Take the bus, trust me, it won't kill you.
And please start talking to real women. They need it just as much as we do. And since you're not looking at porn anymore, you're a man among the boys, walking with your head up high and your third leg down low.
Trust me, all the other options are all considerably better than the one that is not.
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